hiatus from life


20 yr old human


yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: lilytakeson)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious?
—“10 word story" series - #27  (via goldrave)
Well, I think that when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know? You snap back to being important to each other because you still are.

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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